Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre, the Goofy Old Parrots play their trump card: The darling of politics, straight from vaudeville, the slapstick sideshow, Gidget, motto ‘you won’t have me to kick around anymore.’ Coming soon to a town near you, in neon lights, I can see it now on the marquee ‘I’m Gidget But I Ain’t No Chump.” Stay tuned, the other dozen or so ‘candidates’ haven’t even begun to fight. Not to worry, a good laugh is worth waiting for, the next “debate” will take care of all that.
David K. DiLisa, Meridian
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