What’s that swooshing sound coming from above? The U.S./Canadian border crossing barriers fluttering up and down to let out the famous people who threatened to move to Canada if Trump was elected? Or the hate filled blather coming from the Democrats who don’t understand that there was an election a year ago?
It has to be the Democrats because they know that the filthy wretched Republicans want people to die so the tax savings can go right back to the greedy slime-sucking rich people. I know this because I constantly hear the bellowing from Nanci Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.
The Democrats love people and want the government to help everybody with everything. The Republicans understand that our national spending cannot continue unabated but Democrats also know that those same wretched Republicans are merely trying to redeem some economic future for our country, not love everybody.
Voting for the tax bill even though the filthy Republicans know it will kill people proves that they cannot possibly love people. Meanwhile, the Democrats showed the world how much they love people by not voting for the tax bill.
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Such honesty is overwhelming.
Michael Civiello, Boise