“I really need some student loan forgiveness like really. It only took six years to get my BA in pre-Columbian Peruvian poetry with student loans a mega bummer but I do have a totally sweet career as a pub hostess in the most awesome part of town and I only buy necessities an iPhone X smart water power drinks weekly manicure my hair every other week my dog my social expenses and gym membership and of course I need a cool ride to get out at nights but then there’s those stupid student loans that dis my lifestyle.
So what’s the big deal? Well my parents won’t do anything they don’t want my boyfriend hookup or whatever to move in with me even though we kinda talked about maybe sometime having a committed relationship and they even lectured me that I didn’t have an income problem but a spending problem what do they know they are so retro they get all snarky when I get home at 3 a.m. and wake them up can’t they think about me for once?
I really need some student loan forgiveness I mean like really where’s Bernie when I need him?”
Michael Civiello, Boise
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