Rachel Dolezal wants to be African American, Bruce Jenner wants to be female and Sarah Palin wants to be president. Who cares? These are not life or death issues.
I do, however, have a few questions. Is Marco Rubio really Cuban? Is Larry Craig really innocent? Is Jerry Springer really a relationship expert? Is Kim Kardashian really talented? Is Donald Trump for real? I want to see his birth certificate.
My biggest question is, who’s going to play Rachel Dolezal in the movie? How about Lindsay Lohan, assuming they’d allow her out on work release during the day? Yes, I know she’s not in jail or rehab at the moment, but give her time.
We have more than enough problems to worry about with the NRA buying Republicans and lobbying for guns in the hands of every loose nut.
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ISIS has been recruiting domestic terrorists online. Why not have Dick Cheney post a phony website for recruiting wannabe terrorists, sign them up, then take them to Gitmo, where they’ll never be heard from again? Or maybe he could just take them dove hunting.
Ken White, Twin Falls