Worried about ex-cons killing people as they play Dog the Bounty Hunter? I’m sure next session our legislators (motto: “What me worry ?”) will address the issue. But be patient. They will address bigger issues first. You know, things like: saving us from that nasty Sharia law, discussing women’s reproductive process, how they will pay for the Good Ole Boys Inc. computer system, getting their “Marriage — One man, one woman” tattoos, organizing a fundraising yard sale to fix our broken highway system, etc. Fear not; they will take care of us.
Bob Fritsch, Boise