Letters to the Editor

Letter: Waka Flocka Flame

On April 20, a day of deep cultural significance, Waka Flocka Flame announced his candidacy for president in 2016. I have personally admired Mr. Flame for many years and I am excited for this opportunity to share with you what he has to offer this great country. As a taxpayer, I am alarmed to see those with unpatriotic size 13 or greater feet taking up more than their fair share of concrete. These people contribute to excessive wear and tear on our nation’s infrastructure and this needs to stop. Mr. Flame has also debuted his ideas for dank new public health measures to keep America safe and healthy, as well as dramatic new education reforms to educate our new generation. Mr. Flame is a candidate for every American. He has risen from the streets of Atlanta to make himself into a successful entertainer and businessman. If he can do this for himself, he can certainly do it for America. Please support #WakaForPresident and America.

Will Gattiker, Boise