I talked recently with some of my Polar Bear friends up at the North Pole. They asked me if there was an election going on in the U.S. I told them it was a primary and there was a lot of talk going on. They said that every four years when there is something like this, our icebergs melt. The air pollution is worse than China and India. Looks like we will get better in the next three years then it will start all over. Tell the U.S. these elections are killing us.
With all the controversy going on about waterboarding, I had an idea. Take the ISIS prisoners and forget waterboarding. Instead put them in front of a TV with all the commercials for drugs. In a few hours after hearing all the new diseases the pharmaceutical industry creates they will beg to have the TV turned off.
Dave Silva, Boise