Ah, it`s April and our ever-vigilant legislators are about to go home. Let’s see, what are some of the things they’ve done for us? We’ve learned a woman cannot have a gynecological exam by swallowing a camera and I can’t go play a historical racing machine because it is unconstitutional. Why is that? Because you put money in a slot and maybe you win something. Oh, no, that’s the lottery. Maybe I should just put coins in a video machine and then I could win something. No, that’s at the pizza parlor. Maybe I’ll just become a teacher and maybe over the next five years I’ll even earn a living wage.
Stephanie Contos, Boise