Want free tickets? I have a pair to give away. Here's how to win:
Between now and 10 a.m. Friday, correctly answer this question: What was Springfield's character's name on "General Hospital"?
Email the answer to firstname.lastname@example.org with your first and last name. To qualify for the contest, you must correctly type the phrase "SPRINGTHORPE" in the subject line, which will filter your email into my contest folder. (If I your email hits my already-overwhelmed regular inbox, it will be viciously DELETED. *villainous laugh*) One entry per person, please.
Using a random-number generator, I'll pick a correct email then respond with the good news to the winner by lunch time Friday. Remember, if you don't win, you can still purchase tickets.