Its a tradition as romantic as mistletoe. Pope of Trash John Waters hits the road during holiday season to share his one-man, spoken-word show about Christmas. Waters, best known as a filmmaker (Hairspray, Pink Flamingos), has a special relationship with the holiday season, which he finds both intriguing and terrifying. I have advice for everybody, if you love or hate Christmas, he explained to The Baltimore Sun. Its a self-help show. It goes without saying that any Waters experience is geared for open-minded adults: Waters is, as his press release explains, putting the X in Xmas.