The almost nonstop chase of the new Total Recall isnt enough, by itself, to make one forget the earlier take on this Philip K. Dick story back in the last century. And for all the effects, the action and the showcase performance provided for his wife, Kate Beckinsale, Underworld Spandex salesman Len Wiseman never lets us forget that hes no Paul Verhoeven, who directed the original film.
Verhoeven (Basic Instinct) brought a demented, visceral and sexual energy to a high-minded sci-fi B movie saddled with the Teutonic bore, Arnie Schwarzenegger, as his star. His not-entirely-forgettable Recall is remembered for images, jokes and jolts in between the effects. Wiseman doesnt have Verhoevens (limited) inventiveness, his kinky and wicked wit.
But he does have Beckinsale, whose years of vampire pictures have taught her how to lean into the camera, how to keep her mop of hair tossed over one scowling eye, just the right level of sneer to slip into her open-mouthed hypersexual pout. Here, shes the villain, the adoring wife Doug Quaid (Colin Farrell) thinks hes been waking up with these past seven years.
And shes terrific.
Were 100 years in the future. Memories can be invented, introduced, changed, bought and sold.
We Can Remember It For You Wholesale was the title of the story this is based on. And the folks at Rekall are all about tinkering with your memory, your reality.
Tell us your fantasy, well give you the memory, a Rekall guru (John Cho) purrs. What is life but our brains perception of it?
Exactly. Its a measure of this movies mediocrity that the many credited screenwriters and the director cannot make more of that possibility. We never are made to doubt Dougs reality, any more than he does.
Doug has been waking up with Lori (Beckinsale), but dreaming of Melina (Jessica Biel). And it turns out, those dreams are his real past an agent mixed up with a rebellion, a sexy rebel agent (Biel) working for the rebel leader (Bill Nighy) or perhaps for the fearless leader, played with generic villainy by Bryan Cranston of TVs Breaking Bad.
Humanity has barely survived a chemical world war and were living in two enclaves Euromerica and New Shanghai. And were living in layers, stacked up from the surface, where futuristic Mini Coopers and Fiats remain, to way up in the sky, where futuristic hover-cars and rotor-less helicopters roam.
And keeping the peace are Synthetic Federal Police, who take their fashion cues from Star Wars.
In this future, cellphones are implanted in your hand (neat), paper money still exists (check out the face on the bills), guns still use bullets and darned if those bullets still dont miss when the hero and his re-discovered heroine are dodging them. Not a lot of room for acting in between the sprints.
Its a Blade Runner world of dark and rain, a Fifth Element future of stacked-up levels of humanity and traffic. No doubt about it, theres a lot to take in, visually, during the endless chase. So, kudos where theyre due to production designer Patrick Tatopolous.
But it adds nothing to this Recall, which is not quite totally different from the last Recall to note that the last Recall wasnt all that. This one isnt, either.




